Posted on 2009.04.28 at 22:38
It's intersting to think of how much control the weather has over the way that we feel. I can think so much clearer when its warm outside, that looks so dumb written out, but seriously. I feel like I just came out of the fucking womb when the weather's like this. All the things I've complained about or worried over the past few months seem petty. I haven't given myself the time to enjoy simple aspects of life, and I definitely believe that happiness is at its most real when found through simplicity. I think I make my life more complicated than it needs to be. I'm constantly rushing around, I don't sleep as much as I should, I'm at school all day, I work nights and weekends, and all of this is common for someone at this age, but its so easy to lose who you are in all of it. I want so much to be successful at what I want to do with the rest of my life that I don't allow myself to think of much else besides learning as much as I can. I think this is good in some ways, but in other ways it makes me feel unlike myself. I guess I just don't ever want to forget the things I love in life. Anyone can retain information, and anyone can be good at something if they work hard at it. I can honestly say I've never worked so hard or put so much into something in my life as I have with hair school. I try not to think about anything else when I'm there, I feel like that may take away from the better parts of the experience, I just have trouble balancing work with relaxing, its usually either one or the other for me. I have big dreams for when I leave school, I want to work here in rochester for awhile but the main goal is to leave and start somewhere new. I like that I can call rochester home, but I feel like its more of the same here and I'm completely living in the past. I need something new, I want to be somewhere that makes me feel the way that I feel at this time of the year when the weather begins to get warmer all the time. I never want to stop experiencing new things. I know that its a long term goal, but I'm so determined to make it happen.
Posted on 2009.02.23 at 16:29
I need a day off. Just ah day will do.
Posted on 2009.02.16 at 22:49
My nostrils are bald. Basically, what I'm trying to get at is that if you haven't done it before, get your nose hairs waxed. The feeling will set you free.
Posted on 2008.12.27 at 00:19
I started thinking about phobias a few minutes ago. What triggered this is that I just stumbled across a picture of the moon and got fucking shivers. Like I'm creeped out thinking about it and I don't know why. I thought planets were legit as a child, I wasn't like "OHMYGODPLAAAAANNNNNNEEEETSSS<3!!!!!!!!" but I mean, I didn't have anything against them. In fact I always kind of liked Jupiter, and recently I even felt legitimately sympathetic for pluto because people don't consider it a planet anymore, which I still think is bullshit, Pluto really made the line of main planets feel conclusive. Maybe thats why I have this fear actually, because Pluto isn't part of the line-up anymore and it makes space feel all the more infinate. I mean thats a deeply routed meaning, but in all actuallity I think this fear is all Google Earth's fault. I won't lie I have an irrational fear of Google Earth. The first time I ever clicked on that earth and saw it spin around and zoom in I was seriously paralyzed. I couldn't breathe, I started sweating, my stomach flipped over like a nervous untrusting girlfriend's does when she finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her, and I shit you not I had a small tear of fear in my left eye. It makes me legitimatly naucious to think about. I think I'm more scared of watching Google Earth in action than I am of seeing a cenipede 2 inchs from my face. I don't know what that really says about me as a person, but I feel like it kind of says a lot.
I'm also scared of deep sea creatures. The ones that reside at the bottom of the ocean, in areas deep enough to where the light doesn't dare shine through. Electric fish live there...and I'm sorry...but how are they electric. How is that physically and scientificly possible? You don't see my skin just lighting up when it feels like it. How could you not think thats scary? I'm pretty sure their eye sockets (that never close because fish are creepy and God for some reason decided that they shouldn't have eye lids) even light up, and I'm not positive about this because I haven't watched the discovery channle since seeing one of those fish, and I would look it up on google to make sure I'm right about it,but just like everyone else, I'd reaaally like to sleep tonight, so I'm just going to assume their eyes light up too.
I mean think about it though, there was a fish in like japan that popped up on the surface of the water, (in pure daylight mind you, this isn't even in the deepest parts of the ocean) and it had a fucking humans face. I promise you I'm not kidding look it up on youtube. It has a nose that i'd actually die for and if I ever get plastic surgery, I'm bringing that picture of the fish in for my nose job because I want its nose. Its eyes have human depth an shape. Its cheekbones are defined. And its mouth....it could seriously be a lipstick model for Avon or Covergirl...I fuck you not...its shaped that humanly.
And lets stick to the basics....eels. These are commonplace sea creatures but they're fucking terrifying. Lets break them down shall we? They have the face of a grandmother thats seen too much pain in her life and is tired to death from all of her aquired wisdom. Placed inside its face are Will Ferrel's beady eyes. They sometimes have like fin mowhawks, and just imagine that on a human grandma...thats scary in and of itself. They light up, they have vampire fangs poking out of their wrinkled mouths. And....where the fuck...is their body. Its just one big piece of meat with no fins. no. fins. How does that nothing body support the most terrifyingly detailed face ever seen on a creature? Its got more depth and scare quality than any humans face and its supported on a lazy slab of meat body. I actually ate a sushi eel roll before, maybe to get over my fear. I shit you not, chicken doesn't taste dead to me, cow is superb, but eel...it tastes like your eating a body thats been rotting in the hot sahara sun for 12 hours then steamed for 5 minutes over a legit source of cooking heat, like an oven for instance. Its so fucking disgusting, I had to coach my mind through it because it was too expensive not to eat and in a way, it was like a car wreck. I couldn't turn away from how terrible its flavor was. I've never tasted anything sooooo fucking dead and lifeless in my life. I can't talk about it anymore. So moving on...
I'm still deathly afraid of the Baton Rouge-Shake Your Soul album cover. My sister and I used to both be afraid of it when we were little and we'd steal it from my dad's cd collection and run around shoving it in each others faces when we'd get pissed at one another. At some point in this angry game, someone would start crying and basically whoever cried from the album cover first won the fight. My dad thought it was funny to chase us into the corner of our backroom with the cd cover. That was the first time in my life that I legitimatly felt an adreniline rush and almost broke through the window just to get away from that cd cover. I haven't seen it in years and I don't ever want to see it again. It's presence in my dreams are more than enough.
I'm scared of needles too, thats pretty common though. To this day I ask the doctor to send my mom in when I'm getting shots and the nurse has to knock on the door to tell me shes comming in so that I can close my eyes and not see the needle at all. If I watch them pull it out I feel the need to run, and I really hate running a lot.
Lastly...earth worms. Their exsistance doesn't make sense, they're a-sexual and they don't fuck other worms, they just kind of form from themselves. They therefore have no relatives, they're just kind of pieces and I don't trust that. They swim around in the dirt and somehow their soft gooey almost liquidated bodies are able to push through pounds and pounds of dirt. They don't make any noises but if they did I feel like they'd make a gurggling sound. If you cut them up, your just doing them a favor because they apparently have 9 hearts so your basically just making kids for them. They're blind and yet they curl themselves upward like prarie dogs trying to see something even though they can't fucking see. I know they don't have feelings, I just know it. I don't know if they even have brains. They smell like wet dogs when it rains and they don't even have the fur or hair that a dog has in order to create that smell, they're fucking baldies. I'm seriously getting sick talking about them.
These are basically all the phobias that on a daily basis I try not to think about and just felt the need to vent about after seeing that picture of a moon. So I mean, I'm sorry to anyone that had to read it, but I actually feel better.
Posted on 2008.12.24 at 00:48
I forgot livejourn exsisted for like a month and just remembered it now and I won't lie, I'm kinda stoked on it.
I've had insomnia the past few days due to christmas stress and maybe a side of P.M.S. Like I won't lie, I've been freaking out lately and I'm taking it out on other people...in short I've been a scumbag. I was told today that I'll be working as little as 5 hours a week at H&M because they have to split 76 hours between 8 people and my availability isn't very comprible with the hours that I need to put in for school in January. So I'm thinking, shit, I have car payments to make, I have to pay for my food, my gas, etc. and 5 hours a week doesn't really cover that. I think its about that time to start looking for another job as much as I hate to say it, I just really need to be more finacially secure than this because my parents aren't in any position themselves to help me even a little bit. This economy is scary and its weird to me to just kind of see people pretend it isn't happening. They're lucky, I'm pretty jealous of those people I can't lie, must be nice.
I miss christmas as a child. When your a kid you didn't have to care about anything else and you actually looked forward to christmas. Now you count down the days because you just want to get it over with. I now understand why my mom asked for "peace of mind" as a present every year. I used to think she was weird, because as a child you can't wrap your mind around the idea of someone not wanting something tangible but now I completely get where shes comming from. I have christmas with my dad tomarrow and I just never know how I'm going to feel or react when I see him, so I'm more nervous than anything about it. I just know that I need to keep a good face in front of him no matter what because its christmas and I know what he wants more than anything is for everything to be "normal" and pretend like nothings changed. I wish we didn't have to pretend these things, but life happens and there are things that we need to simply face and deal with. So instead of pointing out any negatives, I'll say that theres a great deal of me thats simply happy that I get to see him, and that should be enough to make tomarrow worth it.
In much better news, a 40 year old woman walked into H&M today, made a b-line for the ladies section, droped trou, took a huge runny shit, wiped her ass with a shirt, and covered the pile of shit with the shirt she used to wipe with. The survalence camera shows her hand her purse to what we assume to be her daughter before she made the treck to the ladies section, so basically, her actions were 100 percent planned. I guess she didn't even look around to see if anyone was watching, she shat where anyone could have seen her. I'm so speechless, grossed out....and honestly more than anything...so. fucking. impressed. Think about it, this lady didn't even think to look around. There was no inner moral battle going on in her head telling her that maybe, just maybe, she could be arrested for what she was doing. She walked in with a definate plan in her head and did her thing. I mean, honestly a part of me wants to shake this lady's clean hand for leaving her christmas gold on the floor and for following through with something that most people say they would do only figuratively speaking.
Aside from any rants, I genuinely hope everyone enjoys their christmas.
Posted on 2008.11.19 at 11:18
"extasy? really? that shtuffs still aroun'? gahd thats horrible. it's awful to see people get into that stuff, its worse than acid! Its sad to see people addicted to coke, and PCP, and angel hair." - Cindy Moriarty
....according to my mom people can apparently be addicted to pasta now. Gaahd loveher.
Posted on 2008.11.10 at 23:19
This Saturday I was supposed to go to a points reduction class because I'm an idiot and I speed like it wahinnuthin. Well this shit took place in Penfeild and my mom is like "oh mee gah kerry, seriously it'll take you 30 mins tops, but you'll be okay leaving 20 minuets before you have to be there." Since she stressed this, I felt like I had time to slob around. I decided to drink coffee even though I knew I'd be dead no matter what at 9 in the morning.....and I shit you not, out of any decision I've ever made in my life...like to date, this is the biggest mistake I've ever made.
After drinking my coffee I started up my car and began my trip. As I drove, I happily looked at the arrival time of 8:57 am on the GPS and felt so great to know I was going to make it right on time. So as I'm singing along to Sam Cooke's A change gon' come, like I'm some freed african slave, I feel my stomach gurgle. At first I was like alright whatever, I'll just fart silently in this class, I'm never going to see any of these assholes again in my life, I don't really care if the only thing they remember me by is the fact that I was the girl who farted her dick off in this class. Anyway, so I'm thinking I'm going to be okay and that God's just kind of trying to tell me in a subtle way that I'm not a nubian princess and I should stop singing this song like I am one, so I won't lie, I changed the song, thought it might have been bad luck. It only took the small amount of time for me to change the song to realize that I wasn't going to be okay. In one split second my entire stomach fell like a fucking avalanch onto my asshole. I started praying to not shit my pants, I couldn't focus on where I was going, I was sweating, I had tunnle vision, I forgot what I was doing and who I was.I was so close to getting out of my car and shitting on the sidewalk, like honestly, at that point it just seemed logical. Finally I saw a wegmans and I ran in, and of course, as I run into the bathroom stall every grandma in the store comes in to the bathroom. I knew it was going to be a dumb and dumber-esque shit so I'm sweating and praying that they just leave at this point. Of course, this lady in the next stall is talking to herself and she keeps saying "oh um mmm mHHm okayyee" as shes peeing the slowest pee I've ever heard. I never knew a person could seriously pee slow. I half wanted to shit right then and there to ruin her day but I had a feeling she'd talk to herself about me pooping and I just got too self concious to do it. So I wait for this asshole to leave, and shes washing her hands and coughing up mucus like its physically okay to do that while looking at herself in the mirror. As soon as she left....explosion. 15 minutes of the most reckless shitting. After this episode I leave the bathroom like I just got out of a sauna, I'm sweating my ass off, and I go to this place where the class is. The lady snapped my kneck in two with words and told me it was disrespectful of me to be late and that I had to reschedule. I really wished at that point that I still had to shit so that I could shit on the crooked stupid ass finger she was pointing in my face while scolding me. So long story short, I basically drove to penfeild at 9am just to take a wild shit in the wegmans bathroom while listening to some old faggot coach herself through peeing.....this shit would only happen to me. Moral of the story, don't drink coffee before going to a place where being on time truly matters. It's a breeding ground for regrets.
Posted on 2008.11.05 at 02:03
BARACK OBAMA. THANK YOU GODDD.
Posted on 2008.05.10 at 23:18
So I just signed online for the first time in like a year (alright thats kind of a lie, I was on this shit yesterday, but its always only for 2.5 seconds) and I was casually strolling through music on myspace, I decided to click the eye open on aim, so basically I was "letting my hair down" in an online sense, feeling safe and calm, when some shitbag sends me a message. I should have went with my first instinct and clicked no to the unknown IM but I was feeling careless today and decided this person might be good to fuck with for awhile. Little did I know, they wanted to fuck with me. So this douchetroop asks me if the link to my myspace is mine, and I was like fucckk yehhh!!!!, not thinking anything of it like some stupid 16 year old. And he's like okay, either you do whatever I tell you to, or in 30 seconds I'm hacking your computer, if you block me, i'll hack, you choose, but you only have 30 seconds......and he started counting down from 30. Now perhaps this was an empty threat of sorts, but being the nerd slash skiddish asshole that I am, I cancled my myspace so fucking fast my heart was pounding out of my chest, only to find out that it takes 48 hours to cancel your myspace, so I deleted as much as possible from it in hopes that this fuck a) doesn't hack my shit and b) hunt my ass down and kill me.
But honestly though...who does that. Your so bored that you really want to hack my boring ass computer. As long as he doesn't kill me, I guess I'm kind of okay with it.
Anyway, I haven't updated in some time. Not much has been going on besides the fact that I've been looking like a sweaty 10 year old with food wedged in the corners of her mouth like it isnt gross. Basically I'm unkempt and loving it.
I'll writing something with a point to it one of these days, but until then I'll just be hiding out from hackers.
Posted on 2008.03.04 at 21:43
1. How old will you be in five years?
25...but if you don't count the one month thats holding back my birthin' day, 26
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
3. How tall are you?
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
birthin' day i suppose
5. What's the last movie you saw in theaters?
charlie barlett! its so much funnier than it looks, and I wish I knew a charlie bartlett
6. Who was the last person you called?
7. Who was the last person to call you?
8. What was the last text message you received?
some shit about passing out on a couch
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
casey p. moriarty because he likes to leave me voicemails all day to tell me where he is at that exact moment. I wouldnt be surprised if he called and told me he was taking a shit, the number i could reach him at when hes still on the toilet and a separate number telling me where I could reach him when he's off
10. Would you rather call or text?
text, because you can text wherever you are.
11. Are you going to give out your cell number here?
ahh well why the fuck not sure.
are you crazy?
12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
today :) she made me homemade mac with those fucking bread crums. i cried tears of joy.
15. Have you ever been to a concert?
16. What are you wearing right now?
ae jeans that..well...to be honest with you just don't fit quite right (i have such regret about buying them but thats neither here nor there) and some flowy shirt with green flowers, man socks(don't know where they came from but I feel like i'm wearing a bear's feet right now)
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
outside when it's warm out, when my nips aren't falling off from the cold
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
just fuckin' I've never been to mexico
truthfully, probably the doctors office
20. Africa-New Zealand-Japan?
Japan for sure
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
I really don't know, but hopefully somewhere awesome
22. Do you tan or burn?
more of a burn at first, then I start to tan and look like I'm made out of leather boots
23. What did you fear as a child?
-needles. still the biggest of fears.
-the dark because my eyes would play tricks on me and I'd think I'd see giant bumble bees flying at my face. I think I'm so stupid for that, because the bumble bees looked like they were made out of fucking paper mache. they looked like old japanese horror film bumble bees.
-my uncle david and when he used to throw his fist up in my face and growl "knuuuuckkleee saaandwichhhhh" it made me cry so hard.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
some small lady walking into blockbuster...because I just didnt expect it. she opened the door with the might of an older lady, and walked in a wrinkley child.
25. How many TV's do you have in your house?
26. How big is your bed?
twinny. i have to get seventeen magazine sheets for 14 year old girls because no one wants to make nice comforters or sheets for a twin bed.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
I dress like a mountain man when I go to sleep I'm not taking the chance of being cold, miserable and too lazy to get up to change that.
29. What color are your sheets?
brown. guess ill never have to worry about being embarassed to shit the bed right?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
I have like a million on my bed, but I really don't sleep on them
31. Whats your favorite season?
fall and summer
32. what do you like about fall?
the foliage. its a season that doesn't stick around for long and its gorgeous, I don't know, theres something kind of standout about that.
33. What do you like about winter?
fucking nothing....not a thing....I want to puke thinking about winter.
34. what do u like about the summer?
its warm out, its light all the time, days seem to go on forever. its one of those months where time kinda stands still
35.What do you like about the spring?
birthdays. and the fact that it feels like your being fucking born again after being shut in for the winter.
What instant messenger service do you use?
37. How is your hair currently?
red and down.
38. Are you wearing shoes?
39. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
ummm well if vitamin water counts, then like 1 of those. haha efff water, gimme the fuggin jucey juice please.
40. What do you drink in the morning?
so initally i thought that question was "what do you do first in the morning?" and i was going to say take a dump...I kinda wish that were the question because honestly, i dont drink anything in the morning and i feel gross about it.
41. Do you eat breakfast?
cliff bars <3
42. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
like lisa said, its hard on a twin. there isn't any sides on a twin. your just kinda there on this thin piece of bed.
43. Do you know how to play poker?
no honestly i really dont but i love to watch it on tv. i half understand whats going on and i call hands and shit but like i really dont know for sure whats going on, i think i like watching it because its fun to guess
44. Do you like to cuddle?
45. Do you like hugs or kisses?
46. Favorite TV show?
oh meh gee.
i dont know theres so many, probably sex in the city though
47. Do you eat dinner out or at home more often?
out, i'm always on the go (I feel like someone would say that line in a movie about wild motor cyclers...ehhhh gett muhh food on thee goo)
48. Whats your favorite restaurant?
Applebees. I agree with lisa
49. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
this kid i met at a party who im scared of and refused to add or deny as a friend on facebook because im scared that somehow he'll find out i denied him and he'll find and kill me, and im scared that if i accepted him he'll look up all my information, find me, and kill me in my sleep. so i really could care less about the fact that its "cool" we have the same birthday.
50. Do you want kids?
i used to not want to because kids hate me. but im falling in love with them and i would love to have them someday
51. Have you ever been to a live television show taping?
um apparently i was on the fucking news when i was at blockbuster, and I was recorded cheesing my face off saying "have a nice night :) !!!" to a customer with my polo tucked into my highwater kakhis. ughh awful.
52. Have you ever gotten stitches?
yeah i fell on my fucking face. that sucked.
53. Have you ever ridden in a fire truck?
only in my dreams
54. Do you prefer the ocean or a pool?
i love them both for different reasons
55. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
56. Do you know how to drive a stick?
57. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
58. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
59. Do you wish on 11:11?
11:11 just makes me wanna talk. its not hard to dream you'll always be my constantine.
60. Do you get easily embarrassed?
not at all. but weird things embarass me.
61. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
a few here and there
62. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
seal-kiss from a rose. whenever old ladys hear it in department stores they smile at me knowingly like they're proud.
63. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
yeah i had this paramont picture shirt from when i was like 6, but the last time i tried to wear it was in 4th grade..i didn't realize 9 years old and six years old are a little different. long story short i snapped my neck in two trying to put it on.
64. What orange object is closest to you right now?
a deodorant stick?
65. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth
nah shits gotta be on.
66. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
closed, i dont know what the fucks lurking in there when its open.
67. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
give me the bear. bees fuck my shit up.
68. Do you have a car?
a beetle. that keeps getting flat tires.
69. Are you driving?
are you crazy? im on the computer for fucks sake.
70. Do you pump your own gas?
71. Can you change the oil on a car?
72. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
yeah, crying doesnt work for shit. the more i cried the madder he got.
73. Have you ever ran out of gas while in a car?
no im neurotic about gas.
74. What is your usual bedtime?
75. What was the last book you read?
"the girl next door" jack ketchum. most fucked up book in the world. if you read it you'll puke.
76. Do you read the newspaper?
every once in a bluebie.
77. Do you read magazines?
78. What do you fear most?
needles slash doctors.
79. Do you dance in the car?
oh gawd yes. the best dances are born in the car.
80. What radio station did you last listen to?
81. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
aqua teen hunger force... thats pretty sad.
82. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
i cant remember a worded note but i remember drawing a bunny with glasses
83. What is your favorite candle scent?
84. What is your favorite board game?
scatagories. haaands down.
85. What is your most missed memory in middle school and/or high school?
theres so many. maybe seeing maria fall out of her chair in music in 7th grade. ive never laughed that hard in my life.
86. Who was your favorite teacher in middle/high school?
steph bice byyyy far.
87. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
maybe like ah day